Wow.
Check it. Pictures of my house. Which was bulldozed on a Thursday.
Meg you are a LIAR.
What else. I`m in a new internet place, `tis quite shiny and near my school. Have I told you about my school? Maybe I`ll do that tomorrow.
Wounds are healing nicely, I think a few might add to my already impressive collection of scars.
Sorry to hear the contra bombed, obviously it`s because I wasn`t there. (No, actually it was probably Meg, but I`m not giving her credit because she is a LIAR.)
Now to find a pseudonym.
Meg you are a LIAR.
What else. I`m in a new internet place, `tis quite shiny and near my school. Have I told you about my school? Maybe I`ll do that tomorrow.
Wounds are healing nicely, I think a few might add to my already impressive collection of scars.
Sorry to hear the contra bombed, obviously it`s because I wasn`t there. (No, actually it was probably Meg, but I`m not giving her credit because she is a LIAR.)
Now to find a pseudonym.
posted by ushi w00t at 7:58 AM
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Your house is neat looking. I write a story in English (in which I have a C [77.somethin']), and it's about a desk. I will post it on a blog soon... Squeee!!! ^_^
What did I lie about again? Does this have anything to do with that Angelo kid?
Eh... ooh! My wounds are healing nicely too! And I might add to my slightly shocking collection of random scars.
What about me now?
Ooh, pseudonym! If you can, use the name 'Phaedra'. Cause it's awesome.
No, you lied about the birthdays of certain unnamed German bicycles. And you made an awkward conversation take place. So now both I and the bicycle are pissed at you, only he is too nice to say anything.
Abe. Bring up your English grade that you may be in 205 next year. Not that pies and desks aren`t amusing, of course.
Oh, and I have ceased hating boys! (with the exception of Eyebrow Boy and Goyle, whose names are actually Geraldo and Luis) Cause a few were helping we with my English homework, which the new, non-pregnant teacher is making me do in Spanish. We had this whole conversation about how there aren`t any Spanish words beginning with X, and how Waldo is a name, not a word, so there aren`t any with W either. And then one of them gave me a peanut. It was very exciting.
And my pseudonym is Thaddea Long, which means "dragon heart".
Have I overanalyzed? Why yes, I have.
This strip and the one immediately after it, remind me forcibly of Meg. I forget if I`d made you guys read UC or not, so there you go.
And she is still a LIAR. Not that I am especially good at being angry.
I already turned in my class papers and stuff for next year and it says 204 on it. I don't mind.
Oh my god. That was not a LIE. That was a... a Megisboredandit'sFridaylet'stalktoCatreywhowantsittobesomeone'sbirthdaysoMegsuggestedShineandMegwonderedwhyShinewasn'tspeakingtoheranditwasmakinghersadandnowsheunderstandsandwhydoesthisalwayshappenwhenIthinkI'mabouttogettobehappyforONCEandI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorrybutnowyouknowhowIfeelhavingawkwardconversationsEVERYBLOODYSATURDAYwithyesbicycleswhoelseohmyGODPLEASEdon'tbemadatmeIdidn'trealizeUshi...!!!
And Shine, please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't me mad at me I HATE it when you're mad at me.
And PLEASE let us have school tomorrow I have to talk to Shine!
And BUGGER.
Hang on... awkward conversation? Which, like, implies talking? Lucky.
......
Ooh, next contra, Duck said I could make him come. Yay. So I might have a partner that's not a million years old and sweaty and that will actually know what to do. Not that I don't love you Abe, of course, it's just...
Anyway. I think it's the ninth, but I might have counted my days wrong, so just... yeah.
And is HGttG coming out April 29? Gaspo. I was certain that it was May 4. Ushi, you'll have to be here the day it comes out. Or else.
What? Noooo... I`m coming back in MAY, dammit!
Meg! Fix it!
I just sent Meg an email about how to fix it... (and a bunch of other emails too)
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And you guys`ll go withOUT me, and I`ll be all EXCLUDED, and I`ll have to go ALONE and get weird looks cause I`ll be the only one wearing a towel...
Go without you? Who says we can't wait? Anyway, the choir has to go sing at Carowinds that day, and I wouldn't be able to come either.
I'll go with you and wear a towel, if you convince your parents to let you be dragged halfway accross the state to see HMC with me. In a plane. 0.o
And we have to go far away so we can see the dubbed version instead of the voiced-over. ^_^
Let me say that the whole lying about German bicycle's birthday thing was actually more my fault than Meg's. In fact, it wasn't Meg's fault at all. I was staring blankly at the televisions and thought "Oh, it should be someone's birthday today because I want it do be," so we asked Shine if we could put his on there, and he said now (4 times) so instead I put Jonathan Edward's on the TV, but then later we sang to Shine anyway because I thought it was amusing, and Meg didn't even sing because she didn't know the song, and then we went around telling people to tell him happy birthday, and it was my fault so you can be pissed at me if you want Ushi, but don't be, because I'm so easily amused anyway and it could've been anyone only Shine was sitting right there and I'm sorry 'twas awkward but it's not Meg's fault really, and if I was talking I'd be out of breath by now so I'll stop.
And I'm certainly not going to see HHGG only once, so I'll go with you and wear a towel. If you're not pissed at me for life.
I actually taught Creative Writing today. We didn't do sharing except we read yours, and I thought 'twas rather amusing. But I read the part from Restaurant at the End of the Universe where Marvin talks to Frogstar tank into destroying itself by collapsing the floor because it feels sorry for Marvin, and we had to have a journal assignment so I said to write about when they talked themselves out of a sticky situation. "Sticky situation" wording a la Clinton, who talks a lot more now and it's really creepy. Anyway.. the assignment was mostly so I could amuse myself by reading that part of the book.
See how easily amused I am!? Don't be mad.
Okay. It`s hard being mad at people I like anyway.
But noooo....
And I`m actually going to do that journal now. See how pathetic I am? Only it won`t be about me. Or if it is it`ll be a whopping great fib. Which is fun to say with various accents.
DON'T be mad at Catrey because it WASN'T her fault it was MINE. But don't be mad at me either. Be mad at Shine, because he has like no sense of humor.
You'll just have to come home earlier. I say we can't wait. This is one of maybe three Important Cinematic Events occurring this year (GoF being one of the others), we can't not go see it until Ushi comes back. But we can see it twice. We actually ought to watch it like seven times. Seven times seven times. Which makes forty-nine times, not Meg repeating herself.
I don't want to fix it, and besides I can't since I'm not an admin, unless I was to delete that comment, which I'm not going to do, and I didn't get any emails from Abe, what's wrong with you boy?
And it wasn't a lie, it was an exaggeration.
Said now, did he?
I think we should all be part of the library's summer drama program this year. Provided they have one. Which they'd better, or else I shall be most upset. But we could all be in it, and 'twould be uberly hot. Like... certain unnamed personages. ^_^
Two things:
1) How come Abe knows which parentesis to use inside of other parentesis, when most of our teacher don't, but can't talk or spell anything right? And
2) I found out that I am a German fish. My parents got all "hertitage-y" on SP'sD and my dad was all 'IrishIrishIrish' and my mom was like '...German...and French'and I was like ....0.o
Hm. I am British, Scottish, a bit Irish, maybe some German (w00t!) and Melungeon.
Hah, betcha nobody else is Melungeon!
I bought new clothes! Remind me to blog about them... tomorrow... when I'm (not) typing my Peter Jackson report.
I just know things like that... Yaay! (for fish)
Yes.
I bet no one's as British as I am. ^_^
Dad's whole family's in England.. he was born there.. and Grandma divorced Granddad (who still lives in England) and she moved to Texas with my aunt and dad and married Grandpa who adopted Aunt Lesley and Dad and is in fact part Mexican, which is why my last name is Gonzalez even though I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Anyway. 50% of my family ish British. Plus whoever of Mom's family is, so.. 60ish%. Mooha!
..Also Italian and German and Scottish and other less-important-than-British things.
Germanness is indubitably never less important than Britishosity. So just... no.
I`m 48% Czech and 52% Cajun-British-Spanish-Scottish-Irish-Russian mutt. And I made most of those up except the Cajun bit. So really it`s more like Czech and some Cajun, plus some other random stuff, possibly including Native American. But I`ve got cousins in Prague and everything.
Um. Yes.
Abe, do not use the words fish, bicycle, or basement. Ever. You WILL be embarassed.
Funny story about Prague. This actually happened too:
Girl 1:Lookit my new shirt! Isn't it kewl?
Girl 2:Yeah!
G1:I is liking it lots.
G2:...
G1:What?
G2:Why does it say "Pray-goo"?
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